You're. Your. One is a contraction, the other possessive.
"You are (you're) a piece of shit who deserves the death penalty for using your car to kill an innocent bystander in a road rage incident."
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Loose. Lose. Two completely different words.
"You will have loose bowels for the rest of your life once you lose your (eh?!) virginity in prison."
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It's. Its. Again, one is a contraction, the other a possessive. If you write it with the apostrophe, sound out both words, "it is" and if it doesn't fit, remove the apostrophe, like so:
"It's going to be great seeing your cowardly ass shanked in the exercise yard when one gang or another gets its hands on you. Rot in hell, I hope you die from a perforated colon."
Yours in hate and education,
The Car Whisperer.
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